Your Father Smelt of Elderberries!

narputo:

geeksquadgangbang:

Sarah Silverman is visited by Jesus Christ

This is one of the best responses to men against abortion ever

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

This is really nifty.

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

This is really nifty.

tacofurious:

louayarniam:

immortalinfernalengines:

suchre:

grassfire:

you ok there lil’ buddy

addendum please listen to this song while watching this gif

click the link.

just click the link

IOH MY GOD

This should not be as funny as it is, dammit! (Seriously, click the link)

tacofurious:

louayarniam:

immortalinfernalengines:

suchre:

grassfire:

you ok there lil’ buddy

addendum please listen to this song while watching this gif

click the link.

just click the link

IOH MY GOD

This should not be as funny as it is, dammit! (Seriously, click the link)

oatmeal:

My analysis of a sneeze versus a toot. 

It’s so true!

oatmeal:

My analysis of a sneeze versus a toot. 

It’s so true!

cassandrabethloveyoutodeath:

Called out anti-semetic bullshit today…

Overheard a man at the register say as he was ringing out:

"Putting the price it ‘commonly retails for’ and then putting the price you’re charging is an old trick from the Jews. They do that to make you think you’re…

::Eyeroll::

minorfour:

This made my heart smile.

angeladellamuerta:

emengel:

guh

Ahahahahahaha… yeah… -_-

fanboyin:

Stephen King being Stephen King

suricattus:

dduane:

scandalgladiators:

team-joebama:

this actually happened

Don’t you love how reporters love to forget what their jobs are and like to attempt to put things in people’s mouths?

Idiots. (And a month ago half the people asking questions like this didn’t even know where Ukrsine or the Crimea were.)

*facepalm* for idiocy, *all the awards* for Obama’s reaction.  I suspect he’s practiced it a LOT when dealing with Congress…